You’ll have to get TV news from somewhere else for a couple of hours. I have to go into Manhattan to interview Jimmy Johnson, Super Bowl-winning coach, Fox NFL commentator, and — beginning this fall — “Survivor” contestant. How he balances all that with his NASCAR career, I have no idea.
Yes, I plan to ask him about the time Michael Irvin stabbed a teammate in the neck with scissors. Got any other suggestions? Leave ’em in the comments.