Esquire features “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara as one of its “Women We Love” in the newest issue. The interview is short and saccharine (note: link has video that auto-plays), but there are pictures of Sofia in her underwear, so I can’t not recommend it. Notably, she also shares her views on unnecessary plastic surgery:
Someday she may tweak her eyes a bit, but she’s sworn off major surgical overhauls. “L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.” […]
At one point, Sofia says, she considered breast reduction. Luckily for men’s magazine readers and ABC executives, her mom talked her out of it, saying, “God is going to punish you if you cut them.”
Reached for comment, God confirmed the notion, saying, “What can I say? I love big titties.”
In a related story, I heard that there’s an express line to heaven for women with breast implants. It takes them straight through the Gates of St. Peter’s Peter.