I literally watched the commercial for the first time, opened Uproxx and saw this article. I’m with you 100% on this—I couldn’t figure out what about the commercial was bothering me while watching it, but now I know that it was the legs.
This is some of that “give a mouse a cookie” BS. Some agent weaseled in a clause about getting out of the car, telling the production staff it won’t be a big deal and “trust me, it’ll stop at the trunk.”
Next thing they will want to sit at the picnic table, and then they’ll be up in the kitchen doing slushie-stands until their brain literally freezes.
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES??
You know what? I miss the married couple that used to alternative with these two nerds. Whatever happened to them?
I’d be fine with it if they’d just goddamn ACKNOWLEDGE that they are, in fact, out of the car. Just a line of “I’m so glad we got out to stretch our legs” and I’m willing to go with it all the way to the cherry stem gag.
It’s like seeing one of the Muppets puppeteers heads on camera. Just kills the magic.
After eating all that Sonic, how are those guys so skinny?
obviously sonic gives you aids
I’m so hungry, I could eat at Arby’s.
I thought it all started with Dell getting rid of “Dude, you’re getting Dell”