Today in foreign awesomeness, Taiwanese news service NMA has recreated the Al Gore sex allegations using the power of computer animation (much as it did with the Tiger Woods accident).
Now, if you’re anything like me, you have ripped abs and never bothered reading any of the news stories about Gore’s sex allegations. From the snippets I caught on Twitter, I gathered that it happened in Oregon and had something to do with a poodle. So given my near-total ignorance on the subject, this video in a language I don’t understand is actually quite enlightening. Gore got a massage, wanted a happy ending, tried a little daggering, and then, uh… talked about George Bush and Pink? I dunno, the bottom line is that it ended just the way sex usually does: with lots of tears and hurt feelings.