TED NUGENT WILL HUNT HUMANS ON TV

04.06.09 9 years ago 18 Comments

This August, CMT will begin airing a new reality show in which guitar legend/right-wing fanatic/Hall of Fame bowhunter Ted Nugent will hunt human beings for sport.  The show is called “Runnin’ Wild… From Ted Nugent,” and it is my new favorite anything that’s ever been on TV.

CMT has ordered eight episodes of “Runnin’ Wild …From Ted Nugent,” a reality-competition series that will feature the right-wing rock star and hunting advocate teaching contestants how to survive in the wild, then chasing after them along with his 18-year-old son, Rocco. [source]

First prize is you live.  Second place is a humane death and prominent placement in Nugent’s trophy room.  Third place is you’re Rocco’s taxidermy lesson.  **shreds guitar solo**

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