Over the weekend, Amanda Bynes, the former star of Nickelodeon’s All That and The Amanda Show, had her car impounded in Los Angeles because she was driving with a suspended license after a recent kerfuffle with the law. Which is to say, over the past few months, she’s been involved in two hit-and-runs, one DUI, and a scandal involving her smoking pot while eating tacos in a Baja Fresh parking lot. She seems like a fun girl. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan, another actress who found fame as a teenager before turning into a mess of a human being, is jealous of all the attention Bynes has been getting, and sent out the following tweet last night.
I’d say it’s the pot calling the kettle black, but Bynes might like that. Who knows, maybe Lindsay’s on to something here? It’s entirely possible that The Law has a blind eye for former Nick stars. That would explain why no one’s been persecuted for Taco Bell’s idea of adding orange juice to Mountain Dew and why Kenan Thompson hasn’t been given the chair for his Grady Wilson character.