The 20 Legen…dary Things We'll Miss The Most About 'How I Met Your Mother'

By: 03.31.14  •  19 Comments
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Kids, after thousands of theories, some of which are horribly depressing, we’re finally going to learn how Ted met the Mother tonight. But we still have some unanswered How I Met questions, including:

-What’s the deal with the Smoke Monster?
-Where’s Beth?
-What happened to the Russian?
-In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

So, yeah, it won’t be a satisfying finale unless creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas fill in ALL those blanks. Until then, let’s discuss some of the things that we’ll miss the most about How I Met Your Mother, a show that may have been on for too long, but like The Office, when it was good, it was GREAT.

1. Robin Sparkles’ songs, or the lack there of.

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2. The looks back at the college versions of Ted, Marshall, and Lily.

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3. The show’s ability to land the big emotional moments.

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4. The meal ideas, including the Eriksen Seven-Layer Salad, which were helpful for TV Gourmet.

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5. The pick-up techniques and schemes.

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6. The songs.

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7. The recurring gags, like TANTRUM.

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8. And the cockamouse.

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9. And the Fish List.

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