The love for “Battlestar Galactica” is pretty small in these parts, so I’m including the trailer (helpfully titled “zb39ky44bsg75”) for “Blood and Chrome,” a “BSG” prequel which follows a young William Adama in the first Cylon War, in the Morning Links. Embrace its fracking awesomeness, complete with Trent Reznor and Karen O’s cover of “Immigrant Song,” and hope it becomes a TV movie, not a web series. (i09)
Uproxx Live Q&A With “Archer”’s Amber Nash and Lucky Yates, a.k.a. the Voices of Pam Poovey and Doctor Krieger — Be sure to head over to Uproxx at 2 p.m. today for a live chat with, well, you can read. Unless you can’t, in which case, I’m very sorry. (Uproxx)
The 10 Most Subtly Creepy One Tiny Handed Celebrities — I wish Maske hadn’t already made the Scary Movie 2 reference. You don’t hear nearly enough about that movie, David Cross’s best, obviously. (Uproxx)
ROFLMNBAO: The NCAA Tournament Edition! — R.I.P. Ass Dan. (With Leather)
Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: The Pig with the Froggy Tattoo — Battle Royale was reissued on DVD this week, for reasons totally beyond my comprehension. It’s not like there’s another movie about teens killing each other out there. (Film Drunk)
5 Artists You Missed at SXSW While Waiting In Line to See Rick Ross — Alternate list: “5 Things You’re Not Sure Actually Happened Because You Were Doing Lines with Rick Ross.” (Smoking Section)
Michael Bay and Michaelangelo Respond to the TMNT Kerfuffle — Just send them to Japan again, and everyone will be happy. Certainly wasn’t a disaster the last time that happened. (Gamma Squad)
The Cast of American Pie: Then & Now — Tara Reid was one of the first women I was “guilty attracted” to (worst Seinfeld’ian term ever). I knew I shouldn’t have thought she was hot, but I did. The cigarette-rasp voice did a lot for me back then. (Uproxx)
Kimmel Unveils Rick Santorum-Approved Pornography — According to Urban Dictionary, “Kimmel” means, “Someone who is a straight badass.” That’s probably the least wholesome UD-translated part of that headline, right? (HuffPo)
Lesser Known Video Game Easter Eggs — “Nudie shots of…Michael Keaton”! (Adult Swim)
16 Celebrities With Mustache Eyebrows — Hershel from “The Walking Dead” doesn’t even need Photoshop. They’re so bushy! (The FW)
All the Evidence You Need to Know that HBO’s “Game of Thrones” Marketing Department is the Best in Television — I’m excited for the premiere of “Mad Men” on Sunday, but I’m EXCITED about the return of “Game of Thrones” a week later. (Pajiba)
Performances I Love from Actors You Hate — My love of Brendan Fraser isn’t ironic. Bedazzled is the sh*t. (Unreality Mag)
10 Skateboarding Sneakers For People Who Can’t Stand Skateboarders — When I think of skateboarding, my mind immediately goes to Goldfinger’s “Superman.” I spent a lot of time playing Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater. (Bro Bible)
The Winner of Our Best of “Game of Thrones” Tournament Is? — It wasn’t Rickon! (Screen Junkies)
