EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
“Vanilla Ice Goes Amish” will debut on [DIY] this year. Network executive Burton Jablin says the former rap star will live with an Amish community in Ohio to learn how they do construction. Vanilla Ice already has a renovation series on the network that will return for its fourth season this fall. [HuffPo]
OKAY I AM GOING TO KEEP TYPING IN ALL-CAPS BECAUSE, YOU GUYS, HOLY SH*T, VANILLA ICE IS GOING AMISH. HE IS GOING TO GO TO AMISH COUNTRY AND THE AMISH PEOPLE THERE ARE GOING TO TEACH HIM AMISH CONSTRUCTION. AND BY “HIM” I MEAN VANILLA ICE. THIS GUY. I DON’T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY MORE CLEAR, OR ANY MORE EXCITED, ABOUT ALL OF THIS. IN FACT, I’M JUST GOING TO STOP TYPING AND POST THIS GIF BECAUSE OTHERWISE I MIGHT JUST GO RIGHT AHEAD AND DIE. MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS KIND OF TITILLATION. I NEED TO LAY DOWN.