The Infinite Wisdom Of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s’ Dennis Reynolds

By 08.07.13

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We are officially four Wednesdays away from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia launching the all-new FXX network with the Sunny Season 9 premiere. I, for one, am counting down the days until we can welcome the gang back into our lives. And I have been assured that the FXX transition will be ever so gentle and we’ll all be the better for it.

With that in mind it feels like a fitting time to take a look back at all the comforting advice our friend Glenn Howerton has bestowed on us over the years. Because the man who gave us The D.E.N.N.I.S. System clearly knows no wrong. Let’s proceed with the wisdom, shall we?

On How To Talk Your Way Into Welfare

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On Why Listening To Other People's Dreams Is The Worst

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On When You Can And Can't Press Charges

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On Always Pushing Your Limits

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On Impressing Television Personalities

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On Managing Pain

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On Real Power Vs. The Illusion Of Power

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On Knowing What Look You're Going For

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On How To Impress Women With Artistic Ability

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On Asking Good Questions

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On Never Settling For Anything Short Of Perfection

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On How To Drink At The Beach

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On Knowing When To Work It

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And, Of Course, On The Power Of Implication

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