Like any good story, this one begins with a professional skateboarder waking up in the middle of the night to find a woman masturbating on his bedroom floor before climbing into his bed. This happened to Bam Margera, best known for appearing on Jackass and Viva La Bam on MTV, who then called the cops on his lady friend.
According to law enforcement sources, Bam told police the 24-year-old woman woke him up in his Pennsylvania home by kissing him — completely in the buff — and Bam freaked…throwing the girl off him and dialing 911. And here’s where it gets really insane — according to law enforcement sources, while Bam was on the phone with cops, he claims the girl dropped to the floor and started to masturbate.
After Bam hung up, we’re told he kicked the girl out of his house — still completely naked. (Via)
We have a picture of the girl, too.
Great boobs. Anyway, TMZ got a much-needed followup on the finger bam-er:
The naked girl who allegedly broke into Bam Margera’s house and masturbated on his bedroom floor didn’t just appear out of nowhere — she had secretly been LIVING in Bam’s tree house for weeks…the Jackass star tells TMZ.
Bam tells us…the girl had been camping out in the giant tree fort on his property — the same fort featured as Fast Eddie’s Treetop Casino in an episode of Viva La Bam. (Via)
Oh, she just wanted to relive some TV history? (No one will ever forget where they were when that particular episode of Viva La Bam aired.) That’s totally understandable; happens all the time. Just last week I went to one of the locations where Daria was filmed to have some Me Time, when I saw another male fan already there. I left before — what? Daria‘s not real, you say? Uh oh…
(Via TMZ)
