The Obvious Choice: Graceland (USA, 10 p.m.) — Jakes and Charlie saddle up to move in on Germaine’s bidness, while Johnny plays 21 Jump Street and Mike finally begins to comprehend Briggs’ grand plan.
Married (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Everyone knows that Mother’s Day is the worst possible day to try to go to brunch. The waits are long, the service is slow, the dining rooms are always cluttered with people bringing flowers to give to their moms. Pro tip: Cook on Mother’s Day and go to brunch literally any other day of the year. Well, except Easter. In the latest episode, Lina’s a genius and bails on her own Mother’s Day brunch
Review (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Who wants to see Forrest MacNeil play “William Tell?!” Everyone, that’s who.
Documentary Now (IFC, 10 p.m.) — The new mockumentary series with Bill Hader, Fred Armisen and Seth Meyers gets nerdier than usual this week when they spoof a silent, fake documentary from the ’20s called Nanook of the North.
College Football: Michigan vs. Utah (FS1, 8:30 p.m.) — Jim Harbaugh and his khakis are back to start the 2015 NCAA football season off the right way… with hilarious sideline temper tantrums.
College Football: No. 2 TCU vs. Minnesota (ESPN, 9 p.m.) — It’s the first night of college football, so you’re gonna get more than one big game. You can practically taste the pumpkin-spice lattes, already.
Mistresses (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Joss is back on the outside in the season finale, but is that better than prison if the real killer is on the loose? Also, Scotty takes off for the best coast, Marc vanishes and Vivian takes a turn for the worse.
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — You can call him “Matchmaker Johnny” now ’cause Johnny Rock tries to set Gigi up with a guy her own age, while his bandmates fart around with a new genre of music they “invented.”
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jason Sudeikis, Bel Powley, Brad Paisley and Joe Bonamassa on Fallon; Andrew Garfield, Liz Gillies and Faith No More on Kimmel.
