Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino — last seen bombing at the roast of Donald Trump — has a list of demands for his club appearances that is so ridiculous, you’d almost think he was someone with talent.
“No one can speak to or make eye contact with him directly,” an insider tells the Scene Queens of the rider. “And ‘the Situation’ must always be marked as trademarked.” The Situation also requires that he be greeted at the airport, hotel and venue, and be accompanied by security at all times. Plus, no Jersey Shore rider would be complete without booze and babes. For his recent appearance at 4sixty6 club in New Jersey, the Sitch required six bottles of Devotion vodka, 24 cans of Red Bull, two bottles of high-end champagne and first-class security to keep out “grenades.” [L&S]
Booze and security? Sure, I can understand that. And it’s perfectly reasonable for someone of moderate fame to be met at the airport. But no eye contact? “People! People! Don’t try to act like The Situation™’s equal! He has a very flat stomach!”