What’s your current homepage? Is it Google, Yahoo!, ESPN, maybe Facebook or Twitter? Those are all terrible, terrible choices, because none of those websites are Nick Reboot, a “24/7 live stream of classic Nickelodeon shows from the 90s and early 2000s.” All your old friends that you know better than your actual human friends are there: Clarissa Explains It All, Doug, Family Double Dare, Hey Dude, Kenan & Kel, Rocko’s Modern Life, and Wild & Crazy Kids, which I’m still mad I never appeared on. What I lacked in wild I more than made up in crazy, I swear.
There are even old commercials, if you want to relive the horror of the Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nickelodeon alarm clock that woke me up for four straight years in elementary school. I’m fairly certain that damn clock is to blame for everything that’s gone wrong in my life. And Goo Punch for everything that’s gone right.
