These People Are Terrible

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Well folks, I think this is the video that finally ends my on-again, off-again love affair with “Jersey Shore.” I’ve long been a proponent of the show as a guilty pleasure, but this “mid-season trailer” (that’s a thing now?) makes my eyelid twitch. There’s just so. Much. Yelling. And kicking and hitting and throwing things. Drama with Ronnie and Sammi. Drama with Snooki and Vinnie. Drama with the Situation and Sammi. The only saving grace to this video is JWoww’s unbelievably trashy outfit at the 2:30 mark. Oh, JWoww. I could never stay mad at you. You’re like the crazy stripper I never dated.

Listen, you dirty Guidos: all I want is for you to get drunk and say stupid things and then have dinner together on Sunday night. You know, like a real Italian family.

[ONTD/Vulture]

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