This ‘Doctor Who,’ ‘Sherlock’ Crossover Is Porn For A Special Kind Of Nerd

Some people enjoy porn where one person puts their something into another person’s something; others enjoy porn where Matt Smith’s the Doctor looks at and talks to Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock Holmes. “You like that, the Doctor, don’t you? You like it when Sherlock goes into your TARDIS. Look into each other’s dead eyes. Why don’t you take off your bowtie? Get loose, get unbuttoned. You have all the time in the world to explore. Is that a Sonic Screwdriver in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Why yes, it IS bigger on the inside.”

And so on.

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