I meant to get to this video on Friday afternoon, but it’s just as mind-blowing three days later. This is Reed Alexander, a 15-year-old actor on Nickelodeon’s “iCarly,” appearing on “The Today Show” to talk to Hoda and Kathie Lee about how he lost 15 pounds through healthy eating. Then he spends four minutes detailing his favorite recipes that are easy for kids to make — recipes that include lots of grilled vegetables and agave nectar. Because teenagers just love agave nectar. It’s the Twilight of yucca extracts.
Anyway, it’s fun to watch the reactions of Hoda and Kathie Lee, who were clearly unaware that this teenager acts and speaks exactly like a 45-year-old gay man. This kid should thank his lucky stars that he’s growing up in Hollywood, because there isn’t a public school in America that wouldn’t make Reed Alexander its bitch.