Bear Grylls' Photo Of A 'Brutal' Snake Bite Injury Is The Worst Thing Ever

05.01.13 4 years ago 58 Comments

Hello, Twitter. How are you doing? Let’s see what’s happening in the world. People seem to have liked last night’s New Girl. Makes sense. Might as well share my thoughts, too. *tweets “new girl #lol”* What else, what else? Haha, you’re right @baconboobs69, those pills would make my penis bigger, and for such a low price. Hm. What’s this? “Our man vs wild producer suffering from a brutal snake bite – fighting the injury with courage.” Sure, Bear Grylls, “brutal.” I’ll bet it’s nothing. Probably just another TV star inflating his own brand and ego by talking about how tough he and his team are. I’ll bet it’s watermarked with the Man vs. Wild logo and definetly isn’t NSFW NSFW NSFW.

Never leaving my apartment Never leaving my apartment Never leaving my apartment Never leaving my apartment.

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