This Seems Appropriate for Kids (UPDATE)

09.23.10 7 years ago 26 Comments

I’m not a parent, which is great because it allows me to stay up late, drink every night, and only watch television that has lots of violence and sex. It also means that the rat poison is fine where it is and those exposed electrical wires can wait until next week to be fixed.

That said, I can’t help but feel that Katy Perry’s short, low-cut dress for her appearance on “Sesame Street” (video below) was maybe not the most appropriate wardrobe choice she could have made. Don’t get me wrong: Katy Perry’s tits are a thing of wonder and a joy to behold, and she’s almost certainly the best pop starlet to masturbate to on mute. I just think four years old is a little too young to start masturbating. I guess I’m old-fashioned that way.

UPDATE: In response to parents being upset, the clip won’t be televised. Sweet. Now if we can just get Katy to stop recording music…

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