I believe it was either legendary Greek philosopher Plato or fictional teenage rapscallion Ferris Bueller who said “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” This is a life lesson that applies to pretty much everything, including, for the sake of this post, which is already veering dangerously close to the edge of the rails it was precariously balanced on top of begin with, news bloopers. They come to fast and furious in 5- to 60-second increments that it gets tough to remember them all. It’s a serious problem. It is. Shut up.
Luckily, the good people at News Be Funny are doing the world a service by compiling monthly supercuts of all the highlights. As you can see from this month’s edition, April was a fine month for bloopers, featuring everything from reporters falling into bodies of water, to humping bunnies, to hilariously feeble attempts to hide from the camera. It’s gonna be hard to top. The ball’s in your court, May