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There’s probably a bunch of improvement TV news happening today. Maybe you care about The View looking for new hosts, or Lifetime making a(nother?) Marilyn Monroe miniseries? But neither of those are a mashup of a catchphrase from a show that’s been off the air for 15 years and a sexy song that was released in 1996. It’s forever timely. Take it away, C-Tates.
If you’re horny, let’s do it
Ride it, my Al Borland
His saddle’s waitin’
Come and jump on Al
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Impossible
*listens to song*
*scrolls up*
*wonders how this isn’t a Danger post*
Because early morning Home Improvement reruns lined up with my college schedule every semester, I’ve probably seen every episode 3 times. I’m not ashamed of this.