Pardon the metaphorical headline, but Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married on Friday, April 29, and apparently some Americans care about England’s state-sponsored inbred celebrities, because TLC is rolling out a full week of royal wedding-related programming. So wrap your
– Say Yes to the Dress: Princess Brides Special: Friday, April 22 at 9p.m.
– Charles and Di: Once Upon a Time: Sunday, April 24 at 7 p.m.
– Untold Stories of a Royal Bridesmaid: Sunday, April 24 at 9p.m.
– Royally Astounding: 30 Defining Days of the Monarchy: Sunday, April 24 at 10p.m.
– Wild About Prince Harry: Monday, April 25 at 10 p.m.
– What the Sell?! Royal Episodes: Tuesday, April 26 at 10 p.m.
– Extreme Royal Collections: Wednesday, April 27 at 10 p.m.
– The Making of a Royal Wedding: Thursday, April 28 at 8 p.m.
– Countdown to the Royal Wedding: Thursday, April 28 at 9 p.m.
– And finally: TLC’s Royal Wedding Coverage: Friday, April 29 Live coverage of the wedding begins at 5 a.m. The rebroadcast of the wedding will air 9 a.m.-1 p.m. [via EW, which has longer show descriptions]
Wow. That is a LOT of wedding porn. And not the good kind of wedding porn. The non-porn porn.
