Regular readers of this website know that Warming Glow is ground zero on the Internet for lust for Alison Brie, who has roles in two of my favorite TV shows and seven of my favorite sex fantasies. So it goes without saying that videos of her sexy photo shoots will always be newsworthy here.
The video below is from Complex Magazine, which previously pissed me off by photographing Alison in a horrendous baggy satin jacket. However, as it turns out, taking pictures of her licking strawberries and ice cream is a nice little olive branch. A sexy olive branch.
Anyway, Complex has yet to release the photos — probably because the photo editors can’t stop masturbating — but I grabbed some screen shots (below the video) because I think that’s what Alison would want. I would also try to assassinate Ronald Reagan if I thought it would impress her. Oh, he’s already dead? Well then, I think that warrants a first date. Alison, go ahead and have your people contact mine.
(thanks to Danger Guerrero for the tip)