Stephen Colbert asked recent guests Anna Kendrick, Nick Offerman, Zach Woods of Silicon Valley, David Duchovny, Sam Rockwell, Chloë Grace Moretz, James Corden, and Taylor Swift’s boyfriend himself, Tom Hiddleston, to name their celebrity pet peeves. Although many of the celebrity pet peeves could just be “normal person” pet peeves, such as the peeve of perpetually sad-looking Woods, who says that he doesn’t like it when somebody hits him in the face with a pipe and takes his wallet.
Hey, I don’t like that either. Celebrities! They’re just like us! On the other side of the coin, Offerman says that “Just because I’m a celebrity, does that give people the right to come up to me and ask me to get out of their garage?” Duchovny also has a pretty legitimate gripe: He hates it when aliens abduct him so they can point out the parts of the X-Files that weren’t realistic.
Hiddleston, on the other hand, says that he just absolutely hates it when Taylor Swift lets Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson sleep in the bed because their hair just gets all over the place. Ha ha ha, no, just kidding, something about Michael Fassbender. But I bet you he really does hate the cat hair thing, too.
