Having failed to lock down Cheryl Burke’s fine ass on “Dancing with the Stars,” Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is turning to VH1 to help him find a woman. (VH1: it’s Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” board for famous people.) In an awesome twist that I hope is copied in future reality dating shows, the women are placed in a bracket and must face each other head-to-head, vying for Ochocinco’s love tournament-style.
I don’t want to get ahead of myself here, but I think Chad just might have enough charm and blithe sincerity to be the best dating show star since Bret Michaels. In a related story, there’s no chance in hell that I’m drafting him for my fantasy team this year. Take that, Ochocinco!