‘True Blood’ Introduces the Term ‘Vampire Hate F**k’ to Urban Dictionary

06.28.10 7 years ago 11 Comments

“True Blood” has rarely had much worth beyond a few interesting supporting characters and a predilection for gore and sex, often in tandem. But last night’s final scene was something shocking and memorable even by “True Blood’s” standards of sex and violence. Even I was taken aback by the scene, and I’ve watched midget snuff films with a belt around my neck.

For those who missed it, Vampire Bill (Stephen Moyer) is angry at his manipulative “maker” Lorena (Mariana Klaveno). She stole his human life, his humanity, blah blah blah, he hates her, she wants to get back in his pants. Things get heated. “I will NEVER have sex with you!” he yells as he tears her clothes off, which is a bit of a mixed message. He bites her and hops on top, she claws him, and then — here’s the kicker — he twists her head around 180 degrees so he can get the ol’ missionary vampire hate-f*ck (see rape-y GIF below). Oh wait, that’s not the kicker. The real kicker is Lorena, bleeding from the mouth and disfigured while being hate-f*cked by a guy who set her on fire earlier in the night, spits out, “I love you” just as Bill climaxes.

Yeah… they should probably see a counselor.

(Screen caps via just carl; GIF via sulu)

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