True Blood 'True Or False' Episode Recap: 'You're No Good'

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As I’m sure you’ve seen by now, Josh went ahead and revealed the best of part of this week’s episode of True Blood from me like the big, ol’ bully that he is, so we’ll just have to pretend that he didn’t do that so I can openly profess my love for Jessica Hamby (Deborah Ann Woll) like the good nerdy Internet blogger that I am. Oh, and we can talk about the rest of this week’s episode of True Blood, “You’re No Good”, while we’re at it, since that is the point of this whole thing.

If we learned one thing from “You’re No Good”, the third episode of the sixth season, it’s that as much as he wants to be God, Bill just hasn’t made it that far yet. But that’s not gonna stop him from doing what he thinks he needs to do to save his kin from the governor’s camps that we still don’t know much about.

Let’s analyze what happened and predict what will happen next, as well as make fun of stupid Jason Stackhouse, in this week’s episode recap and game of rhetorical True Blood True or False.

True or False: Bill gives the best instructions in the history of the world forever and ever.

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True or False: Seriously.

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Jessica Hamby

Is there an Emmy for making my heart pitter patter? Because Deborah Ann Woll gets all of them.

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