Game of Thrones (HBO, Sunday 9:00 p.m.) — It’s time to play the game of thrones again. Thankfully HBO has decided to be generous and give us all free streaming rights for the weekend which means even non-subscribers can watch Sunday’s season six premiere, but we do need to get ourselves mentally ready. I doubt we’ll discover Jon Snow’s fate this soon, but we will find out where Dany’s headed and what’s going on with Cersei now that her infamous walk of shame is behind her.
Silicon Valley (HBO, Sunday 10:00 p.m.) — The season three premiere kicks off with Richard still pissed at being outed as CEO of Pied Piper (though Erlich seems to be getting along just fine with the new boss). Meanwhile, Gavin is forced to do damage control and Big Head learns of some major changes on the horizon.
Veep (HBO, Sunday 10:30 p.m.) — Season five begins the day after the election, with Selina seemingly on the path to victory. Catherine’s busy filming a behind-the-scenes documentary; Amy questions her status on the team; Dan considers a career change; and Mike and Wendy plan to adopt a baby from China.
Lemonade (HBO, Saturday 9:00 p.m.) — Okay, we have no clue what the heck this “special” is. Is it a video? An entire album preview? Another documentary? Beyoncé trying to sell us her new brand of vegan-approved beverages? We just don’t know. And honestly, who cares. It’s Beyoncé, so everyone will freak out and probably worship her no matter what. And if none of this interests you, well, at least this whole thing has given you a free weekend of HBO.
Grimm (NBC, Friday 9:00 p.m.) — A man is found dead with all the bones in his bodily liquefied which is A) really gross and B) a problem because a Wesen seems to be involved.
Time Traveling Bong (Comedy Central, Friday 10:30 p.m.) — Jeff and Sharee take a trip to the future after attending an orgy in Ancient Greece.
Outlander (Starz, Saturday 9:00 p.m.) — While Jamie’s busy spending time in brothels with the Bonnie Prince, Claire puts her healing skills to use at a local hospital.
Madam Secretary (CBS, Sunday 8:00 p.m.) — Elizabeth and Henry’s first couples counseling session is put on hold as President Dalton sends Henry, Jane and Jose on a dangerous mission hunting a wanted terrorist in Islamabad.
Once Upon a Time (ABC, Sunday 8:00 p.m.) — David and James finally meet as Hades’ plan to have Zelena heal his heart so the two can live happily-ever-after in the Underworld is thwarted by Regina and Cora.
The Girlfriend Experience (Starz, Sunday 8:00 p.m.) — A party creates tension among Christine’s legal co-workers as she finds herself struggling to balance school, her job and her clients.
Fear the Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday 9:00 p.m.) — Nick and Alicia inspect wreckage from a plane crash and Madison confronts Strand about his mysterious destination.
The Family (ABC, Sunday 9:00 p.m.) — Ben gets a visit from someone from his past; Claire begins her bid for governor; Det. Meyer worries about her missing partner; and Hank is one step closer to finding out who kidnapped his son.
The Good Wife (CBS, Sunday 9:00 p.m.) — Eli recruits Jason to investigate Peter before the trial and Alicia makes a bad decision when she throws a party to celebrate Howard and Jackie’s upcoming wedding.
The Last Man on Earth (Fox, Sunday 9:30 p.m.) – It’s official. Gail’s wine-drinking is a real problem.
Elementary (CBS, Sunday 10:00 p.m.) — Holmes investigates the murder of one of his father’s employees and all signs point to dear old dad as the culprit.
Quantico (ABC, Sunday 10:00 p.m.) — Career day at Quantico has the recruits meeting representatives from the various FBI branches. In the present, Alex meets some familiar faces in her search for the terrorist.
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