Body of Proof (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) – Series finale. I will never understand how this show didn’t air on USA or TNT.
The Young and the Restless (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – An hour of clips and highlights celebrating the life of the show’s longest-serving cast member, Jeanne Cooper, who recently passed away.
Extreme Weight Loss (ABC, 8 p.m.) – Maybe instead of watching this trash heap masquerading as legitimate network television, you and your friends should make a pitcher or two of margaritas and just, like, catch up for a while. It’s been too long.
Brooklyn DA (CBS, 8:00) – From TV Guide: “A six-part documentary series offers a candid look at life inside the Kings County District Attorney’s Office as cameras follow prosecutors in and out of the courtroom.” Sorry Brooklyn DA, there’s only one New York City prosecutor I’m tuning in to see, and his name is Jack McCoy.
Awkward (MTV, 10:00) – Tonight, Jenna makes a disturbing revelation about herself. My guess? Super gonorrhea.
Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – Heeeeeeeeey renewed for a second season.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ed Helms and Jewel are on a repeat of Kimmel; Letterman has guests but I can’t find them right now so let’s just say, oh, Tilda Swinton and DMX, because that would be fun; Ellen Page on Ferguson; Craig Ferguson and Connie Sawyer are on a repeat of Leno; John Krasinski, Eli Roth, and Floyd Mayweather are on a rerun of Fallon; and James Franco is on a repeat of Conan.
