EW’s Michael Ausiello is reporting that Kathleen Turner will emerge from the Sea of Japan to join the cast of “Californication” for Season 3 next fall. It’s not exactly the biggest news story, but I just had to share it for the way Ausiello frames the news:
Exclusive: Kathleen Turner heats up ‘Californication’
Iconic sex symbol Kathleen Turner is joining Showtime’s Californication for a recurring arc during the dramedy’s upcoming third season, sources confirm to me exclusively.
If by “iconic” he means “former,” then yes, I agree with the lede. As for the headline… I dunno. Can she really heat up “Californication”? Only if it fits in her deep frier! Oh SNAP. Time for Kathleen to check in to the burn clinic.
(Hey, remember when she was in Body Heat? Me neither. Probably because it was 28 years ago.)