The age of verbosity is over. Got a dope novel? Put it in a tweet. Don’t call; text. And only use emojis and abbreviations. You don’t even need to tell me when you’re :( because I can tell from looking at the filter you chose on Instagram — it’s like a mood ring.
Brevity is the new black, is what I’m saying, and Abbi and Ilana from Broad City are embracing the new world order by shrinking down their impressions of Nicki Minaj and Gloria Stuart into fun-sized pieces in the above video from their appearance on Letterman last night.
