Oh, I’m sorry. Did you think this Super Bowl commercial, starring new Sodastream spokesperson Scarlett Johansson, was banned for prurient and/or salacious content? Oh, no. Oh, gosh. I don’t know what could have possibly given you that impression. It was just banned for disparaging its competitors. Specifically, for the part at the end where Scarlett looks deep into the audience’s eyes and says, “Sorry, Coke and Pepsi.” Yeah, very little sexual content here. Don’t really see how I could have made that any clearer. I mean, it’s all right there in the headline: “Scarlett Johansson’s Banned Super Bowl Commercial.” Accurate. Succinct. Informative.
Yup, this one’s on you guys.