A Rare African Tortoise Named ‘Thing’ Is Being Held For Ransom In Florida


What kind of monster would kidnap someone's tortoise and hold it for ransom? Oh right: Florida.


Watch This Australian Man Try To Coax A Bread-Eating Brushtail Possum Out Of His Kitchen


What would you do if you came across a bread-stealing Brushtail Possum in your kitchen in the middle of the night?

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Here’s Why Masturbating In A Virtual Reality Headset While Your Girlfriend’s On Her Way Over Is A Bad Idea

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This Oculus Rift masturbation story is why the future and everything in it is terrible.

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Justin Bieber Is No Longer The Most Popular Person On Instagram After Millions Of Spambots Were Deleted

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After millions of spambots were deleted on Instagram, Justin Bieber lost a TON of followers.


The Future Is Now Because NASA Just Emailed A Wrench Into Space

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NASA emailed the designs to the International Space Station, which then made it using the onboard 3D printer. THE FUTURE IS NIGH.

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Cameron Diaz Is Engaged To That Dude From Good Charlotte

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Congrats to Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden, who are engaged after a seven month whirlwind romance.


New Details In Darren Sharper’s Sexual Assault Case Suggest Other NFL Players Might Be Involved

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A Darren Sharper accomplice may have some explosive information about an incident in Las Vegas with several NFL players.


A Massachusetts Town Is Going To Punish Lazy Residents With A Scarlet Letter

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If you live in Somerville, prepare to be shamed a la Nathaniel Hawthorne and the Puritans for not clearing your sidewalks of snow by 10 a.m.

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The Best Celebrity Twitter Reactions To Stephen Colbert Ending His Run On ‘The Colbert Report’

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There was an outpouring of sentiment on Twitter last night as Stephen Colbert said goodbye to 'The Colbert Report.'

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Watch Ellen Page And Jessica Alba Declare Their Love At The Star Wars Live Read

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Here's the best moment from last night's star-studded live read of 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back'.

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TNT’s Ernie Johnson Dropped The Mic After An Epic Rap Battle With Nicki Minaj

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Do you want to see 58-year-old Ernie Johnson bust out some rap lyrics on Nicki Minaj? Of course you do.

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Keith Olberman Watched Mark Cuban Close The Rajon Rondo Trade In ‘The Colbert Report’ Green Room

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Keith Olberman was next to the 'The Newsroom' guys when Mark Cuban traded for Rajon Rondo at 'The Colbert Report'


Take A Trip To The German Coffee Shop That Received 73 Pounds Of Cocaine In Their Latest Shipment

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A coffee shop in Berlin got quite the surprise in their latest coffee shipment: 33 kilos of cocaine from Brazil.

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This Photobooth Proposal Earned A Newly Engaged Couple A Set Of Free Engagement Photos

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This guy is either the suavest man alive, the world's most financially savvy wedding planner, or some freakish combination of both.

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