LA Traffic

And Now Here’s A Naked Man Dancing On Top Of His Tesla In Busy L.A. Traffic

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People getting naked and dancing on their Teslas may explain L.A. traffic.

GRADUATIONS

The University of South Florida Is Banning Selfies During Graduation Commencement Ceremonies

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The University of South Florida has had to threaten students not to take seflies during commencement because kids are the worst.

Fashion

Terry Richardson Didn’t Send That Text To A Model, Is Still A Creep

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Terry Richardson is still a weirdo, but he wasn't the one who sent a model a gross text.

dumb criminals

Dumbest Guy Ever Fakes His Own Kidnapping For $200 Ransom From His Mother

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A twenty-five year-old man claimed that drug dealers would kill him over a $200 ransom. He should have at least blamed the mafia.

MCDONALDS

Is This Hip, New Ronald McDonald Any Less Creepy Than The Old Ronald McDonald?

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McDonald's is rebranding their famous clown mascot Ronald McDonald with supposedly hip clothing and hair.

amiga

New Andy Warhol Art Has Been Found On Some Old Floppies

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Andy Warhol was better than you at MS Paint, as newly discovered work proves.

VANITY PLATES

‘I FARTED’: 15 Personalized License Plate Applications Rejected By The Florida DMV

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Sorry, but Florida is gonna have to say to no to your "I FARTED" license plate.

Bundy Ranch

That Cliven Bundy Guy Fox News Hails As A Hero Patriot Has Some Interesting Thoughts About Black People

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If you read this excerpt from The New York Times, you might find that everyone's heroic rancher is actually spewing some awful hate.

Pepper With Power

Alton Brown Provides More Power To An Average Pepper Mill With This Helpful Life Hack

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Alton Brown returns with another amazing life hack that will give your grilling a little more power this Spring.

ACCIDENTS

Check Out This Dog Pull Off The Greatest Fake Out In Canine History

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This video begins as one of the more depressing clips you'll see today, but soon turns the tables and becomes completely awesome.

CZECH REPUBLIC

It’s An Absolute Miracle That This Old Man Wasn’t Hit By A Train

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This video of a 77-year old Czech man narrowly (and cluelessly) escaping the path of a train is downright amazing.

parodies

‘Cockmasters’ Is A Perfect Parody Of An ’80s Action Figure Commercial (With Lots Of Phallic Weapons)

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Only you and the Cockmasters can save the day by beating off the evil Scrotar and Buzzcock.

YPSILANTI

The Identity Of Michigan’s Playground Pooper Is The Biggest Mystery Since The Ass Crack Bandit

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Michigan's Ypsilanti Playground Pooper remains on the loose. GUARD YOUR SLIDES.

holy crap

The Luckiest Kittens In The World Survived Being Accidentally Shipped To San Diego

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Somehow, two kittens were boxed and shipped from L.A. to San Diego. Really.

ARCHITECTURE

China Has Designed The Perfect Desk To Keep Your Cat Off Your Laptop Once And For All

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To solve this problem of cats sitting on laptops, a design company has created this interactive piece of furniture.

PENIS DRAWINGS

This Woman Is Responding To OkCupid Creeps By Drawing Them In The Nude

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Send this woman a creepy message on OkCupid, she'll draw you naked.

JENNIFER LAWERENCE

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Insinuating That Jennifer Lawrence ‘F*cks For Roles’

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LiLo will never beat J-Law in the war of actresses with abbreviated names.



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