Unlikely Animal Friends: Dogs Gone Wild (National Geographic, Friday 8 p.m.) — I understand Joe Francis will get dogs drunk and hump their legs in tonight’s season premiere. SHOW US YOUR TEATS.
Killer Karaoke (TruTV, Friday 9 p.m.) — The only thing you need to know about tonight, really, is Steve-0’s Killer Karaoke, which sounds like the worst show in the history of humanity. AND IT IS. But you will still love it, and if the first clip from the show is any indication, you will laugh until you piss your pants. If you’re going to engage in a crappy reality television show, you SHOULD be punished.
Made in Jersey (CBS, Saturday 8 p.m.) — The first canceled show of the season will burn off its remaining episodes on Saturdays, where you can continue to ignore them.
Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist (ABC Family, Sunday 8 p.m.) — Yeah, this is happening.
Boardwalk Empire (HBO, Sunday 9 p.m.) — Two more episodes of the finest drama of the fall, after The Walking Dead. I am seriously loving the crap out of this season, thanks to Gyp Rosetti and some gut punching shockers.
The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday 9 p.m.) — Meanwhile, there’s also only two episodes left of the fall season of The Walking Dead, and this week, the Woodbury and the Prison gangs clash for what should be a showdown with a large body count.
Liz & Dick (Lifetime, Sunday 9 p.m.) — Rumor has it, Danger may review this for Warming Glow this week. You may want to set a few moments aside to soak in the glory of that.