Welcome To Pubercuts! The Best Lines From This Week’s ‘The League’

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You really have to appreciate The League’s devotion to finding a new way every week to pull great comedy out of the most debased storylines. This week? Taco opened up a puberty grooming service in what was formerly “Heavy Petting,” a van devoted to puppy parties. The result? Ruxin shows his meaty clackers to a cop; Pete gets shave raped; and an entire children’s ward at a hospital gets pubic hair wigs.

Here were the episode’s best lines:

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