Oh man, do white people suck. We don’t suck as hard as we did in, say, 1950, but we still suck pretty hard. Let’s fire up the time-traveling Shamemobile and go back to 1993, when Diane Horner led these valiant white “hip hop” dancers in Country Hip Hop Dancing, which, as far as I can tell, was a VHS tape likely sold during the small hours of the night on WGN. Just… just watch it. To everyone who isn’t white: I’m so, so sorry. I’m sorry for these people. I swear I don’t know them.