What Would Archer Do? New Year’s Eve Edition

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12.30.11 23 Comments

Adam Reed’s brilliant “Archer” is all set to return on January 19th after a lackluster three-episode run in the fall (sorry, “Archer” is fantastic — the best animated sitcom on television — but those three episodes were weak sauce). If you’re not watching “Archer,” well, first of all, what’s wrong with you? And second, f*ck your dolphin. You’re seriously missing out. Did you know, for instance, that Archer was the first to recognize that the turtleneck could be used as a tactical garment? The tactical turtleneck? The tactalneck? You’d know that if you watched, you filthy whores.

Ahead of its return, the FX Network has released a series of promo clips explaining what Archer would do in certain situations, such as the above one, “What Would Archer Do On New Year’s Eve?” After the jump, there’s three more, and all four clips suggest that the show is once again in fine form. And a reminder to all of you from Sterling Archer ahead of the New Year: Whether you call them high end escorts, prostitutes or call girls, they’re all hookers when they’re dead.

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Dustin is a entertainment writer at Uproxx specializing in television theories, yarn walls, 'The Walking Dead,' 'Better Call Saul,' and box-office reporting. He is also the publisher of Pajiba, and firmly believes that Steven Avery did it.

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