American Idol (Fox) — It’s the results show, and viewers will get the added treat of watching Demi Lovato and boyfriend Joe Jonas perform. I caught part of Lovato’s interview on Kimmel the other night; I have no idea how Kimmel survived that moronic hell.
Cougar Town (ABC) — Sheryl Crow begins a three episode arc as a wine rep; producers called the casting their “favorite mistake.” In more interesting news, “Modern Family” is also new this week.
Fly Girls (CW) — Season premiere. Virgin Airlines flight attendants jet around the country and party. Yeah, that’s great. Call me when they’re called stewardesses and they hand out free drinks as easily as their numbers.
Mythbusters (Discovery) — Season premiere. Seems like a good time to remind you that the mustachioed guy is a total douchebag.
The Unit (MyNetworks) — Obviously, these are repeats, since the CBS show got canceled. But I’m including here because I didn’t get a chance to write about David Mamet’s memo outlining how the show’s writers could suck less. Choice quote: “ANY TIME TWO CHARACTERS ARE TALKING ABOUT A THIRD, THE SCENE IS A CROCK OF SH*T.”
The Real World (MTV) — Is it just me, or is this season getting less press than any season in recent history? Please don’t interpret that as me complaining.
Dinner: Impossible (Food) — That series title doesn’t work for me. They should’ve called it “Dishin’: Impossible.”