WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: CONAN. NOT JAY. FINALLY.

06.01.09 8 years ago 8 Comments

The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (NBC) — The first night that I’ve really looked forward to watching TV since Conan left “Late Night” in February… and I have no cable or Internet in my new apartment.  Awesome.  Perfect end to a perfect day.  Guests: Will Ferrell, Pearl Jam.  Hey, remember that time Jay Leno starred in the White Stripes’ video for “The Denial Twist”?  No?  That’s because awesome bands don’t do videos with lame-ass late-night tools.

The Bachelorette (ABC) — C’monnnnnnn, foot fetish guy!

Million Dollar Password (CBS) — Good news: Norm McDonald is on.  Bad news: so is Jamie Kennedy.

I’m a Celebrity… Shoot Me in the Face! (NBC) — Okay, so maybe it’s not worth hate-watching, but tell me you don’t like that teaser clip where the guy presses the “bees” button and Sanjaya gets attacked by bees.

Woman with Giant Legs (Discovery Health) — Oh my God.  This can only be this.  Why?  Why would you watch that?

Obsessed (A&E) — Forget “I’m a Celebrity,” THIS is compelling reality television.  Even without the fibroid juice.

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