Most Eligible: Dallas (Bravo) — Series premiere. For anyone who remembers the short-lived “Miami Social,” this is the exact same thing but in a less interesting city. From left: former University of Texas quarterback Matt Nordgren; aspiring musician/single mom Neill Skylar; Raiders punter Glenn Pakulak; resident cockblocker Courtney Kerr; token gay Drew Ginsberg (I thought those loafers looked light); and Tara Harper, who has been engaged four times. Now let us never speak of these people ever again.
Teen Wolf (MTV) — Season finale. I don’t care and don’t know anything about this, so I read a synopsis of tonight’s episode and somehow found myself caring even less.
The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo) — Season premiere. It would be illegal if I solicited people to murder Patti Stanger in exchange for money, goods, or services, right? Okay, just checking. I definitely don’t want to do that. *wink, wink*
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT) — Jacqueline Bisset stars as the LADYCOPS investigate a murder at a Revolutionary War reenactment.
Gloria: In Her Own Words (HBO) — Gloria Steinem narrates a documentary about how awesome Gloria Steinem is.
Weeds (Showtime) — Michelle Trachtenberg joins the cast as a low-level pot dealer moving in on Nancy’s territory. So realistic. Every pot dealer I’ve ever seen is a skinny white woman I want to have sex with.
