New Girl (FOX) – Season finale. The gang gets stuck in the desert on tonight’s episode, which guest stars “Reno 911!’s” Thomas Lennon. If he appears in character as Lt. Dangle and tries to help them back home, it will make me unreasonably happy.
Unforgettable (CBS) – Season finale. This is that show with the lady from the other show, except in this show she remembers everything and refuses to solve crimes by the book. Ask your parents.
Cougar Town (ABC) – I kinda wish they would just go ahead and move this show to TBS. It’s like a cheesy rom-com at this point. ABC is the bad boy the show thinks it wants even though the network treats it like sh-t and may have hooked up with its best friend, and TBS is the nice guy next door who just wants to make it happy. It will star Kate Hudson, and the trailer will feature the song “Two Princes.”
The L.A. Complex (CW) – According to the summary, one character is already thinking about giving up her dreams and leaving L.A. We’re like three episode into the season. Jesus. Toughen up, girl.
The Voice (NBC) – Two-hour finale. “Christina Aguilera, Cee-Lo, and Adam Levine walk into a bar…” would be a fun way to start out a joke.
AFI’s Master Class – The Art of Collaboration: Russell-Wahlberg (TCM) – An examination of the films that David O. Russell and Mark Wahlberg have done together. I love that “master class” and “Mark Wahlberg” are being thrown around together. It’s about time if you ask me.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Johnny Depp and Casey Wilson on Kimmel; Jim Parsons on Letterman; Steven Tyler and Jamie King on Ferguson; Rick Santorum and Taylor Kitsch on Leno; Cameron Diaz and Michael Phelps on Fallon; and Piers Morgan and Ben Falcone on Conan