Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — As a fellow lover of dirty humor, I think Amy Schumer would appreciate the above title. After all, the chick is hilarious. (Anyone who doesn’t agree with that statement, I seriously fear for the fate of your soul.) If you’re just now figuring out how funny she is, thanks to her hosting gigs at MTV and movies like Trainwreck, the premiere of the third season of her hit comedy show is something you probably want to watch. I mean, it’s got Tina Fey, Patricia Arquette and Julia Louis-Dreyfus guest-starring, and it’s won a Peabody, for God’s sake!
NBA Playoff: Game 2: Celtics at Cavaliers (TNT, 7:00 p.m.) — A basketball game is on.
Stanley Cup Playoff: Game 4: Capitals at Islanders (USA, 7:30 p.m.) — A hockey game is also on. I find this slightly more interesting.
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — The Season 1 finale sees Jessica forcing her family to reconnect with their Chinese roots by shunning country clubs and participating in school projects.
The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Joe and Cisco continue their investigation of Dr. Wells in Starling City (and hand out favors to the Black Canary), and Barry deals with a new shape-shifting meta-human who’s been impersonating him.
Deadliest Catch (DSC, 9:00 p.m.) — While the Cornelia Marie learns a hard lesson, the Time Bandit and Wizard team up to deliver a payload of crab.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Coulson and Hunter team up with Grant Ward to form an alliance against the (fake?) S.H.I.E.L.D. while Skye tries her best not to get caught in the middle. (Girl, you have powers that could literally destroy the world. Try harder.)
Undateable (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Here’s a thought: Don’t make a huge career change just because your “friend” calls you a loser. Here’s another thought: If your friend talks that much sh*t to you, maybe it’s time to get a new one.
iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) — After ingesting a computer hacker’s brains, Liv comes down with an intense case of agoraphobia and some mad gaming skills. Eh, you win some, you lose some.
Chicago Fire (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — Peewee hockey championships, strip clubs, and car accidents all happen in tonight’s episode. What doesn’t happen is a Chicago P.D. crossover. (I know, I’m as shocked as you.)
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — In which Tosh has a strange encounter with a baby and gives a “Juwanna Mann” wannabe a chance at Web Redemption.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Paul Rudd on Letterman; Blake Lively and Weird Al Yankovic on Fallon; Courteney Cox and Alabama Shakes on Kimmel; Betty White, Kristen Stewart and Mark Ronson on Corden; and Kumail Nanjiani and Dwight Yoakam on Meyers. Conan is a repeat.
