What’s On Tonight: Have A Seat, ‘Intervention’

Intervention (A&E, 9 p.m.) — Season premiere. The long-running reality show begins its five-episode final season with Jessica, a 29-year-old woman who copes with her past by injecting heroin. I’m writing this in a motel in Virginia on my way from New York to Bonnaroo, and I’m pretty sure this episode took place here.

NBA Finals: Spurs vs. Heat Game 4 (ABC, 9 p.m.) — How will the Heat respond to getting absolutely destroyed by the Spurs on Tuesday? By replacing Juwan Howard with Bill Murray, I hope.

Sullivan & Son (TBS, 9 p.m.) — Season premiere. You might have seen a thing or two about this show today.

Burn Notice (USA, 9 p.m.) — In tonight’s very special Burn Notice, everyone watches the Heat vs. Spurs game. It’s a very boring special episode of Burn Notice.

Hannibal (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Any synopsis that begins, “Hannibal convinces…” is only going to end horribly.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Harry Connick Jr. on Letterman; Carson Daly and Betty White on Leno; Shakira, Jay Baruchel, and Robin Thicke with Pharrell on Kimmel; Seth Rogen and Elisabeth Moss on Ferguson; Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Val Kilmer on Fallon; She & Him on Conan; Fareed Zakaria on Stewart; and Kjerstin Gruys on Colbert.

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