The Bachelor (ABC, 8 p.m.) — The ladies revisit their high-school selves in order to win the title of homecoming queen for bachelor Ben’s amusement. Later, Kevin Hart and Ice Cube show up on a date and a handful of ladies visit a “love lab” to see who’s a perfect match for Ben.
2016 College Football Playoff National Championship (ESPN, 8:30 p.m.) — Tonight, No.1 Clemson and No.2 Alabama face off in the College Football Playoff Championship. You can watch the game on literally any channel with ESPN somewhere in the title so it’s obviously a big deal. We’ll see if Heisman Trophy winner Derrick Henry can live up to his hype and if the Tigers have an answer to his running game.
WWE Monday Night Raw (USA, 8 p.m.) — Brock Lesnar’s back and things are about to get cray. (Or so I’m told.)
Superstore (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Amy substitutes a professional caretaker for her young daughter with her fellow employee Jonah while Dina pursues a shoplifter.
Fashion Police (E!, 8 p.m.) — If you care to hear hosts Giuliana Rancic, Brad Goreski and Melissa Rivers bash all of the crazy celebrity fashion moments that happened at this year’s Golden Globes, you can tune into the season six premiere tonight.
Telenovela (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Gael deals with a forbidden love while the rest of the cast exchange some friendly smack-talk with their telenovela rivals.
The Biggest Loser (NBC, 9 p.m.) — The contestants get quizzed about their healthy food knowledge and engage in a food-truck-pulling competition with the losing team forced to eat from said food truck. Apparently, NBC has gone the Miss Trunchbull route and decided the best form of punishment is to make contestants eat the proverbial chocolate cake while America watches.
Teen Mom OG (MTV, 10 p.m.) — Farrah gets kicked out of a party in the Hamptons while Amber struggles with Gary’s visitation schedule.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS:
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Ice Cube
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Donald Trump and Ken Jeong
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Jane Lynch
Late Night With Seth Meyers: Trevor Noah, David Cross and X Ambassadors
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Morgan Freeman, Zooey Deschanel and Tim Roth
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah: Colin Quinn
Conan: Jack McBrayer and Neil deGrasse Tyson