2010 Miss Universe Pageant (NBC) — Bret Michaels is co-hosting. Man, I’d love for this to be some gigantic hoax where women who think they’re Miss Universe contestants have to go through “Rock of Love”-style challenges. “All right, you ladies all look pretty classy, but I like a Miss Universe who knows how to move SEXY.” *stripper poles descend from ceiling*
If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise (HBO) — Spike Lee’s follow-up to 2006’s “When the Levees Broke” looks at New Orleans five years after Hurricane Katrina. Spoiler: the Saints’ Super Bowl victory apparently didn’t rebuild any infrastructure.
The Big C (Showtime) — My roommate watched this last week. I asked him how he liked it. He thought about it for a couple seconds, then said shrugged and said, “Eh.” But I guess Laura Linney showed her boobs a lot.
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo) — Season finale. Die, bitches.
Dating in the Dark (ABC) — Dammit, I forgot to DVR this AGAIN last week. You know, sometimes I get the feeling I don’t even care about TV all that much.
Hard Times of RJ Berger (MTV) — Rj has to decide between keeping a promise to a fat girl or hooking up with the beautiful girl of his dreams. I hate that TV trope. There’s no such thing as a promise to a fat girl.