WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: NOT REAL REALITY

06.15.09 8 years ago 11 Comments

The Bachelorette (ABC) — Jillian learns that some of the guys on the show have girlfriends.  WHAT??? You mean some of the people on a reality show have priorities other than finding true love?  My world is shattered.

Greek (ABC Family) — The second season finale airs tonight, but I like to pretend this show doesn’t even exist.  I kind of feel that way about the entirety of ABC Family, actually.

Property Virgins (HGTV) — You never want your first house to be too big, know what I mean?

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo) — I don’t want to sound overly harsh, but I’m kind of ready for Kathy Griffin’s death on the D-List.  Hmmm.  In retrospect, that’s less of a zing than it is just something really awful to say.  Sorry, Kathy.  Kinda.

Little Parents, Big Pregnancy (Discovery Health) — A TV show about a couple of little people having their first baby.  Or, more crassly: a pregnant midget.  Could be a nice addition to your fetish collection.

Cake Boss (TLC) — Yeah, there’s a show about cakes on TLC, what of it?  While we’re mixing fetishes, I could be down for some erotic cake S&M.

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