World Series Game 7: San Francisco Giants vs. Kansas City Royals (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – The World Series has been a heap of fun this year, for a million reasons: the small-market, small-ball Royals sneaking in, Madison Bumgarner destroying planets, etc. My favorite part, however, has been watching Hunter Pence and his crazy person eyes bound around the field like a Labrador off its leash. What a goof.
Arrow (CW, 8:00) – Tonight, “Laurel keeps her distance from Nyssa because she blames her sister’s death on the League of Assassins.” I suppose you’ll get a lot of deaths blamed on you if your group is named the “League of Assassins.” They should change the name to, like, Lotsa Puppies LLC. No jury in the land would convict any of them. Free advice.
Dude, You’re Screwed (Discovery, 8:30 p.m.) – The Season 2 premiere of this show focuses on a barren desert and is titled “Epic Fail.” It is preceded by a companion show titled Dude, You’re Screwed: Super Screwed. Discovery Channel, what are you dooooooiiiiiiiing?
Modern Family (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – It’s Halloween for ABC’s comedy block. Turns out that all I have to say about this particular topic. Enjoy!
American Horror Story: Freak Show (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – I blame this show for the international knife-wielding clown epidemic facing the world right now. Ryan Murphy should be brought up on charges.
The League (FXX, 10:00 p.m.) – Andre gets in an argument with his cat. We’ve all been there
South Park/Key & Peele (Comedy Central, 10:00-11:00 p.m.) – Cartman gets a drone and Key and Peele get creepy as sh*t. Seriously, the Make-a-Wish sketch that’s airing tonight has been haunting me for almost a full week now.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Will Arnett and Lisa Kudrow on Kimmel; Jim Carrey on Letterman; Justin Long on Ferguson; Jake Gyllenhaal and Paul Reubens on Fallon (plus, George Clinton sits in with The Roots); Edward Norton and Michael Lewis on Meyers; and Jon Cryer, Katharine McPhee, and Bob Odenkirk on Conan.
