Tiny & Toya (BET) — Tameka “Tiny” Cottle and Antonia “Toya” Carter — the fiancee of T.I. and ex-wife of Lil Wayne, respectively — join forces for this reality show in which they try to establish professional identities unrelated to the famous rappers they fell in love with. Bravo was initially interested, but ultimately passed on “The Real Housewives of the Rap Industry.” More here.
The Superstars (ABC) — I guess T.O. and Joanna Kupa are back on tonight? Or was that yesterday that that was news? Or last week? Eh, whatever.
Paris Hilton’s My New BFF (MTV) — Spoiler alert: the dolphin wins.
NYC Prep (Bravo) — If you’re going to make a show about rich people, focus on new money. Those patriarchs marry trophy wives and produce attractive offspring. Once you get a couple generations in, they start inbreeding and you get the kids on this show.
Better Off Ted (ABC) — I always get weirded out when I see new episodes of a sitcom airing during the summer. I feel like ABC is trying to make this show fail.
America’s Got Talent (Fox) — Talent, and nuclear weapons. U-S-A! U-S-A!