Review (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Andy Daly isn’t exactly Manute Bol, but he’s not a little person, either. In the latest episode of Review, Forrest tries a couple of different scenarios that might allow him to review what it’s like to live in a world where everything is designed for people larger than him. Yes, the episode features a giant toothbrush, a guy on stilts and Forrest trying to cross a busy intersection on his knees.
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — What could possibly go wrong when the band goes to couple’s therapy to work out issues that have been festering for, like, a quarter century?
Married (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Lina uses her daughter to try to get in the good graces of another mom, who allegedly has a condo on the beach. Because what are children good for if not being pawns to help their parents score a cheap weekend getaway?
Rectify (Sundance, 10:00 p.m.) — Amantha dines with a surprise guest, Daniel and Janet go on a road trip (presumably because he accidentally mailed his girlfriend a sex tape he made with another woman), and Jon kicks himself in the pants over not having helped Daniel when he had the chance in the season three finale.
Astronaut Wives Club (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Apollo 8 was the second human mission of the Apollo space program and featured three astronauts venturing beyond the Earth’s orbit for the first time. It’s safe to assume that it was a stressful experience for Susan Borman, whose husband Frank was mission commander. Also, Alan flirts with a risky surgery, effectively causing his wife to panic.
Beauty and the Beast (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Nothing screams “dark and ominous” quite like naming a character or top secret entity “X.” Professor X, Project X, Weapon X … or, in Cat and Vincent’s case, Patient X. They find out about “Patient X” and try to leverage that information to help them track down Liam.
Mistresses (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Joss plays Orange Is the New Black and ponders what might have been if she’d chosen Scott over Harry while Harry focuses on helping his agent, Ari (no, not that Ari).
Complications (USA, 9:00 p.m.) — The season finale of Complications gets really meta as John and Gretchen try to get Antoine home, but have to deal with some … complications … in the process. See what they’re doing, there?
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kevin Bacon, John H. Sununu and Maggie May on Conan; Paul Giamatti, Alicia Vikander and Robin Thicke on Fallon; Kristen Stewart, Tituss Burgess and David Simon on Meyers.
