Go On/Archer (NBC/FX, 9:30/10 p.m.) — Season finales. A sad goodbye for Archer, an indifferent whatever for Go On. We already know FX’s spy series will be back next year. The same can’t be said for NBC’s “broad comedy,” which TV by the Numbers lists as a “toss up between renewal or cancellation.” Would you care if it didn’t return?
Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — “When the study group’s balloon ride crashes in the wilderness, the friends encounter a mountain man.” Please let it be Mike Pipper, please let it be Mike Pipper, please let it be Mike Pipper.
Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Leslie revamps Pawnee’s Animal Control. I hope she puts Champion in charge of the department. He could wear a tie and suit, and say things like, “Let me paws and think about this.”
Glee (Fox, 9 p.m.) — You brilliant bastards already gave some suggestions in the comments, but which overly literal songs about guns should be in tonight’s “Shooting Star” episode? My pick: every song by the Gun Club.
The Office (NBC, 9 p.m.) — Roseanne Barr guest stars in an episode in which the Dunder-Mifflin elevator are broken, so everyone has to use the stairs. On a lesser sitcom, Roseanne would die climbing the stairs because she’s overweight, so…expect Roseanne to die while climbing the stairs because she’s overweight.
Hannibal (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Or, NBC’s last hope for a successful 10 p.m. show.
Nathan for You (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — “Nathan performs a daring escape in which he risks a fate that is truly worse than death.” Having to watch an entire season of Mind of Mencia?
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